The Please Don’t List

Welcome to the Please Don’t List, where we list the things that we wish people wouldn’t do.

Leave a comment with your suggestion (please keep it short and sweet) and we’ll add it to the list (as long as it’s civil) and (for a limited time) we’ll send you ten free CC cards for doing so. Just email commandocivility[at]gmail[dot]com with your mailing address and indicate (if you have a preference) which cards you’d like.

The List

• Please don’t use your cell phone while you’re in the bathroom stall.  Is your call really so important that you need to make it while taking a $%!#? (Todd in Chicago) and
• Please don’t leave your magazine/newspaper in the bathroom stall.  (Todd in Chicago)
• Please don’t your leave your cigarette butts on the ground or toss them out your car window. The Earth is not your personal ashtray. (Dave in Milwaukee)
• Please don’t bring your kid’s school fund raiser stuff to the workplace and ask me if want to buy something. I don’t. (Scab)
• Please don’t disable my browser’s back button, so that I won’t be able to get back whence I came from. (Mike)
• Please don’t try to convert me – It’s too late, and I don’t trust those who aren’t comfortable enough with themselves and their own beliefs to leave others alone. (Nicole D.)
• Please don’t make bets if you plan on not paying them. (Kelly S.)
• Please don’t leave your bag on the seat next to you on the bus/train. That’s my seat damn it! (Peter L.)
• Please don’t cough or sneeze without covering your mouth.
• Please don’t litter.
• Please don’t let your children run around like crazy.